Dead Inventory

Items that are up for grabs:

95. Beheaded Doll
A doll with her head cut off. What kind of person would do something like that...?

47. Lucky Cricket
A small cricket in a cage. They're supposed to give you good luck but unfortunately the cricket is just a model.

73. Mug
It says "World's Greatest Dad Assistant Mayor"

31. Child's Doll
It seems to have gotten a little burnt somehow...

Wax Stan
The lost third Stan, Staniel. He's missing his head, but still giving an optimistic thumbs up. Stan on, you absolute madman.

11. Pig Mask
In another world, perhaps this is considered beautiful.

2. Dog Collar
A strange dog collar that makes the wearer speak English

Goodbye Sweater
A bright pink handknit sweater with "GOODBYE STAN" written on it in yellow bubble letters, and colorful hearts dotted around the edges.

40. Frog's Breath
Nothing's more suspicious than a jar of frog's breath!

84. Mickey Mouse Voodoo Doll
HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

Pine Tree Hat
A simple blue and white hat with a blue pine tree on the front.

44. Beignets
The best in all of New Orleans!

46. Snowglobe
An elegant snowglobe depicting a cathedral. Instead of snow, small birds "fly" around when you shake it.

9. Flamingo Mallet
This plastic flamingo might be good to play croquet with.

54. Black Flame Candle Wax
Once a black flame candle, now melted. The wick is missing...

54. Black Flame Candle Wax
Once a black flame candle, now melted. The wick is missing...

Princess Turdina Figure
A gift from Marco. It's.. a figure of a princess in a beautiful purple dress. Doesn't she kind of look like Marco...?

94. Country Bear Hall Model
AH NO! COWNTWEE BEAH HALL HAS BEEN CWUSHED!